Since all of you are so helpful and wonderful I was thinking that perhaps you could help me. 
I am looking for a sample of a crazy person saying something crazy. 
Perhaps it exists on the net, but since I no longer live in Minneapolis, I no longer have regular access to crazy people. 
If anything comes to mind I would really apreciate it. 
  
And yes it's for a song that is almost finished and I just need this last bit.