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Tip #003:

 

If you cross the Mandovi River into Panaji and carry on further South, then ur no Psy hippy - according to the Anjuna flea fest stall holders.

 

Did I recommend Hampi b4? go to Hampi - fab place :P

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Tip #073

 

Collect SAFI cloths and turn them into a ra-ra skirt - or eat them B) Better still, clean ur chillum with them :P

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Hey guy's watch your back in India ....

GO to GOa and look around for a couple of day's ... Die hard Psyfans are to be found between Anjuna and Aswem ..

the north .. stay out of calangute and Mapsa.. not a Gr8 idea ..

 

Acid is a little tough to come by . Weed and Charas are easy ... Go to Arambol..

you will find a lot of Isreali people ..

they are O.K dudes.. hang around and when you visit parties...just ask casually ..

it works ..

Coz hunting directly kinda gets into trouble..

P.S( check out these places while you are there ..

( 9-Bar --- Anjuna

( Primrose -- ||---)

( Disco valley ---)

( Bamboo forest --)

North Goa after Aswem and Arambol are quiet Blast.

( when Getting bike for rent... Bargain as much as Possible...( Good deal - 50~100 per day )

You will get accomodation ranging from 100Rs ~ 400Rs ) which are quiet decent , depending upon u r bargaining skills .

Remember the Local police tel # ( 100 ) and if the cops threaten you ... and stuff .

say my Embassy people will come .... i am only talking to your Superiors ..

this usually helps as they feel apprehensive about letting their officer know ... and they get intimidated by the Embassy Word .

 

*** In-case you are busted for Possesing Stuff ****

1 - Ask your Landlord ar someone you know to get a lawyer to talk to ...

2 - Carefully try setriking a Deal with the Junior Policeman ( Constables) .

3 - Say some guy's were here for a Smoke and Left it back....he..he .

 

Be careful while travelling in India .. if you have your girl friend along .. then you are in for a Hellava bad time if you plan on vistin rural india ..

Avoid much eye contact ... even tough they will literally be staring at you for a long ...long.... time ...

Avoid getting too friendly with People , who give out a bad vibe ...

Carry Water ...( SOme places wont have Mineral water )

Get used to Ugly smelly Loos' while travellling ...

mostly people like cabbies will tell twice or thrice the price ... best thing to do.. see around if there is a traffic cop ... ask him what the fare would be ..

( Cops are mostly O.K )

Be-careful about your Food ( Very Careful ) .. stomach get upseted a lot ..

Some Local Medicines ( tablets ) you might find use ful ..

Crocin - ( Mild fever / Body pain )

Disprin--( Asprin )

Cold-Act -- Cold Pill

Dependal.M - ( Diahoreea )

Lomotol -- ( ..||..)

Pudin Hara ( Acidity and Digestive un-comfoortabelness)

First Aid Kit ...

 

( Re-hydration salts )

O.R.S - Satchet , 5 ~ 10 bucks ..

Glucon-D - Glucose powder

 

Mosquitoes are like hell raiders in india ...

Genetically altered to be.. Persistent ... Blood thirsty ... and plain old Annoying ..

so carry a Mosquito repellent like Odomos ..

or buy a Plugin mosquito repelent that you can plug into a power outlet it costs say 2~3 Dollars .. or 100 rupees ..

 

if you travelling / Backpacking up-north ... Himalayan Zone and get lost . or are in trouble take the help of Army people they are a friendly lot .. Pretty Decent --)

 

well there is only one theory to Survive in India ..

that is the Theory of Chaos...

go with the flow ... and like the Dance of Shiva ...

 

see ya ..

 

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*bumpity bump*

 

Bring back Squaffy - we want more tips - the season is almost upon us  B)

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Tips????

More like paranoia bullshit and racist remarks.

He was an total mindless wanker and this forum is 100 times better without complete morons like him.

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Tips????

More like paranoia bullshit and racist remarks.

He was an total mindless wanker and this forum is 100 times better without complete morons like him.

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Hey Spinner, VJ Psylocibe IS Squaffy...;)

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tips....

 

 

careful with eating fruit salad in chapora.. the passing cows might eat it while you´re distracted packing the chillum :D

 

use the bike´s horn every time you overtake, stop, start, pass a moving or stopped person, dog, cat, pig, cow, pie or kid taking a shit in the middle of the street :lol:

 

more to come

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