Do you have any friends? I'm guessing no, right? Here's what you should do. Next time you meet some people, you should have a printout of this thread ready, so you can show it to all your new acquaintances. They'll be so impressed at how clever you are that they'll want to be your friends, and that way you'll be able to spend time with them, instead of spending it all here, masturbating over your weak attempts to get a rise out of people who hold you in contempt.