Had a retard moment today.
Worked down in Shizuoka which is seemingly a completely different planet: it has so much greenery and lushness that you can fall in love with the place before you realise that you're bored as fuck. Anyway I left Tokyo and used my IC card at the station but when I get down to the place I have to get off it doesn't work because of course in this backwards ass world they have to be different. It was easy enough to sort out but the station guard said I'd have to buy a ticket to go back rather than putting it on the card. No problem I thought, not had a ticket for years but I am sure I wont manage to fuck it up (actually I didn't think any of this but I probably should have had some thought process going on). Anyway I bought the single ticket for my return journey after finishing work 2 hours later than I was planning on and put in in my pocket as I get into the station. When I alighted my first train some lady (hot as fuck by the way) runs up to me and informs me that I had dropped my ticket. I had put it in the same pocket as my cell phone and it had fallen out as I plucket the phone from my pocket to do absolutely fuck all with it.
Now here comes the retard moment....
I thanked her and took my ticket and though, I should put this in my wallet where it'll be safer. This was followed by me putting it in the exact same pocket as before and heading to the platform for my second train. That train didn't come for about 15 minutes so I had time to sit on the bench at the platform and do absolutely nothing with my phone before the train arrived. I got on the train to Tokyo and sat down and relaxed as we got underway on the last leg of my journey. About 10 minutes in I think "I should put my ticket in my wallet for its saftey". Of course it wasn't fucking there, did you even need me to tell you that part? No, I had to get of the train and go back and pray to fucking god that it was still there lying on the platform floor because when I got back to Tokyo and said "yeah, I know I fucked up with the IC thing and I have to reset my card and all but I honestly did by a ticket back and it's not all a big scam in anyway" I would have ended up payimng double and I am a cheap cunt so I didn't want to do that. Thankfully my ticket was sitting right there under the bench I had sat on and I could scoop it up and only add 40 minutes on to my journey back from nowheres-ville. I felt so mentally cabbaged that I bought a load of beer to drink on the next train home and proceeded to not drink it while I worked on the train then downed it all near the end of my journey.
So yes, it was a dumbfuckistan type of day that showed me that I the attention span of gnat and am addicted to wasting time using the cell phoe to do bugger all.
Fuck