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Veracohr    103

In this thread ye all shall restate your country's news headlines in your own words! State them according to your own opinions, in order of importance (to the country at large).

 

Please first state what country you live in.

 

I shall start:

 

Country: U.S.A.

 

Headline 1: Hollywood/Music celebrity does something crazy!

Headline 2: Congress argues about shit, doesn't do a damned thing!

Headline 3: President uses firm language about something in the world, no one else gives a fuck!

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Headline 4: Something horrible happens that could have been prevented, no one notices...

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Ormion    415

Greece

 

Headline 1: New taxes, politicians say they're doing it to save the country.

 

Headline 2: Politicians found guilty of stealing from the country.

 

Headline 3: Guilty politicians re-elected.

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Padmapani    376

austria:

 

headline 1: the ministry of interior and department of public prosecution are firmly in the hand of neonazis. no one cares.

 

headline 2: the agricultural lobby is afraid that a bag of rice might fall over and demand higher subsidies (which they will get).

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Panoptes    45

Fox "news" is the most watched "news" source in the US. Its simply pathetic....

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Imba    311

Greece

 

Headline 1: New taxes, politicians say they're doing it to save the country.

 

Headline 2: Politicians found guilty of stealing from the country.

 

Headline 3: Guilty politicians re-elected.

 

Same here :o

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Rotwang    322

No words I could come up with could ever compete with this:

 

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Cynos    20

Greece

 

Headline 1: New taxes, politicians say they're doing it to save the country.

 

Headline 2: Politicians found guilty of stealing from the country.

 

Headline 3: Guilty politicians re-elected.

Same in Argentina.

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Ormion    415

No words I could come up with could ever compete with this:

 

ObcJAzf.png

:lol:

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Padmapani    376

Headline 2: Politicians found guilty of stealing from the country.

that would indeed be news over here. it's rather:

obviously guilty politicians are found "innocent" of stealing from the country.

obviously guily politicians are reelected.

 

on the plus side, they haven't raised the taxes in 2 years or so.

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