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hey I didn't know that floppy drives could do that lol

 

 

 

anyway, joke of the day:

Two old ladies go to a second-hand car dealership and buy a very old banged-up car. They get in the car, sit in it and wait. About 20 minutes later the car dealer sees that the ladies are still sitting in the car waiting. He goes to them and asks:

- Excuse me ladies but is the something wrong? Are you not happy with your choice? Because I could show you some other models if you wish.

- No sir, we are very happy with it. Everyone says that when you buy a second-hand car you will always end up being screwed so we are waiting...

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I suggest the nice community to watch Family Guy S10E02, it is a veeeery trippy episode. :)

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joke of the day

 

A sadist, a zoophile, a killer, a necrophiliac and a masochist are having a conversation inside a psychiatric clinic.

The sadist says:

- Let's find a cat and torture it!

The zoophile:

- Yes! Let's find a cat and torture it and then fuck it in the ass!

The killer:

- Yes! Let's find a cat and torture it, fuck it in the ass and then kill it!

The necrophiliac:

- Yes! Let's find a cat and torture it, fuck it in the ass, kill it and then fuck it again!

Now everyone is looking at the masochist, who after considering all this for a while replies:

- MEEEOW!!

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