the goa constrictor

. . . @ http://goaconstrictor.com/radio That's right kids. It's time for another fabulous installment of FABULOUS! Radio. It's Friday and bloody hell, that is some excellent news. Whether you're going to Tigercore or Catsup tonight, Gumar and his Magical Midi Band, Various, or the Heartless Heather's pre-Valentine's Day Bash tomorrow; all choices are good choices and decompression pre-party time has arrived. So while you finish up your weekly activities, eat some dinner, and have a few cheap drinks at your house while getting snazzy for the evening, allow me to entertain you with the smooth sounds of Radio KGOA. Playing only the smoothest cuts from the archives . . . and maybe some of the new Squarefeet stuff. And those Okta and Puoskari albums. And some Vishnudata. And maybe a bit of Product.01. And some Rip Van Hippy. And a few other odds and ends that I know you want to hear. FABULOUS! Radio 5pm -> 8pm [PST] http://goaconstrictor.com/radio To get in touch during the show to make a request, share a story, pass along some news, send some love, give me music, or whatever, you may reach me at: AIM: goafabulous GChat: fabulousradio If you don't have those chat programs, I also have an embedded Meebo chat that you don't need to register an account with and a full chat room for multiple people as well, both available on the radio page. And, of course, there is email: fabulousradio [at] gmail [dot] com I hope everyone has a great weekend and I look forward to dancing with you soon! xoxox -A'damn

This movie was amazingly boring and pointless. G.I. Joe >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Curious Case of Benjamin Button

Artist: Traject Album: Birting Record Label: Creative Space Records Artist MySpace Page: myspace.com/traject Review: I hate losing CDs. It’s a massive problem in my life. I am constantly misplacing little annoying pieces of plastic and searching for them. I sometimes lose disks for months and occasionally years. I hate it. While I have some problems with records, it isn’t anywhere near the problem that I have with CDs. This is why I try to always burn at least one backup to my disks and try to keep my originals shelved and never touched. But this also creates more waste on our planet and I hate doing that. Last year I got a new album from an artist named Traject and it floored me. I loved it. Then I lost it before I could back it up. The days became weeks. The weeks became months. Next thing I know, it is 2010 and I am moving homes with the fear that I will never see my disk again. I still haven’t unpacked a single box of CDs. They are all in multiple boxes around my apartment with only my records and the disks in my CD wallets to keep me company. But I did open one box. I was looking for a track for a gig and I knew it was probably in this one box of random disks. I opened the box and started searching through the disks. Not it. Not it. Not it. Not . . . wait a second. I FOUND MY TRAJECT CD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And then everything changed. My new home gifted me with what I needed at that moment, Traject. From that moment on, I felt connected to my new surroundings. The place is different than my last home, but the spirits in these walls reached out and gave me an offering of peace. Creative Space Records is a very unique and wonderful label based out of Greece. The people behind Creative Space Records used to operate a label called Devic Craft ‘Cordings and released a very small but totally amazing assortment of psychedelic trance music. The double CD from Spyweirdos called “Fairy Tales” is still one of the more magical albums that I have. Sadly, after only a handful of releases, Devic Craft decided to stop releasing music. Fortunately, they only chose to shift musical focuses a bit and changed their name to match their mission statement. A place for artists to have the creative space necessary to do something new. Creative Space have a very unique catalog behind them and these days they push the boundaries of what is music, drone, experimental, trance, glitch and noise. Traject is one of these artists. I am not a massive fan of a lot of glitchy noise music. There is so much drone and glitch music that reminds me of a 6-year-old falling asleep while holding down a note on a keyboard, but then there are the artists who can expertly craft a world of tones and beats that dance along rhythm that can entrance your mind in a way that a basic four-on-the-floor could never do. Traject’s album “Birting” is an album that blends discordant beats with a symphony of hypnotic tones. It is glitchy in an Open-Field-Sunrise-With-Boards-Of-Canada sort of way. The album sounds like a haunted house, creeping and echoing all around you as you try to navigate your way to door. Acoustic instruments echoing from distant rooms of the house being played by -or possessed by- ghosts. Not mean ghosts. Confused and scared ghosts. The ghosts don’t know what is going on or where they are at, so they start blending sounds to create a state of trance in an effort to conjure up the spirits who might have the answers that they are searching for. Having this album back in my life is like finding the missing page that was previous torn out of my book of hymns. While the discordant tones and industrial soundscapes that get woven into the fabric of these enchantments might be too much for some to handle, I know it will be perfect for many. Once you hear it and begin digesting it, you may discover that this album has been missing from your own ghost-filled world as well. I truly look forward to hearing what Traject does next. I have a feeling that I’ll be listening to his ghosts for years to come. xoxox -A’damn

It's a movie, it doesn't need to mean anything.

Good morning world. Avatar gets released today. It's going to be 3D EPIC BATTLE ACTION GLORY! I can't wait to see it. Monday will be teh radness sauce. Today is Friday though. So today I will play some music on the radio. Tune in. FABULOUS! Radio Today: 2pm -> 5pm (PST (GMT-8)) Tune-in Live @ http://goaconstrictor.com/radio RSS/Podcast Info: http://www.goaconstrictor.com/fabulousradio/feed.rss To be in touch during the show, drop a line: AIM - goafabulous Meebo - fabulousradio GChat - fabulousradio Email - fabulousradio@gmail.com UStream - Live chatting with other listeners You don't need glasses to touch me in 3D xoxox -A'damn

You all really need to stop bringing "You Don't Mess with the Zohan" into this. While Apatow worked on the first draft of this in 2000, he then left and the project was stalled. When it came back into action years later and underwent rewrites, Apatow had noting to do with it. He didn't direct. Didn't produce. Didn't write what you saw. It is not an Apatow movie. It is a shitty Adam Sandler movie.

Don't lump You Don't Mess With The Zohan in with Apatow. That wasn't his piece of shit. As for Funny People, it would have been a lot better without Adam Sandler. An older comic like Steve Martin would have been a good choice.

As far as shows that are still active: House MD Mad Men Modern Family Community It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Man v Food 30 Rock Shows that are no longer making new episodes: The Sopranos The Wire Six Feet Under Arrested Development Twin Peaks Homes Movies Star Trek TOS

Lightaman Jr.

Hello! I have the afternoon to myself today and thought that it would be fun to share some music with you. What do you think? I like it! FABULOUS! Radio Today @ 3pm (PST) . . . that's 11pm (GMT) Tune-in Live @ http://goaconstrictor.com/radio RSS/Podcast Info: http://www.goaconstrictor.com/fabulousradio/feed.rss Playlists: http://goaconstrictor.com/playlists To be in touch during the show, drop a line: AIM - goafabulous GChat - fabulousradio Email - fabulousradio@gmail.com UStream - Live chatting with other listeners Our contest for winning those awesome Eraser vs Yojalka, Vishnudata, and Troll Scientists albums is still underway. If you want to win, you've got to join the F!-List to learn how! Best of luck to all! The teapot has taken control of the Senate. xoxox -A'damn

I haven't listened to the mix, but I'll comment on the file question. I used to do my mixes split but now I have stopped doing so. I do this to give tracks one extra layer of protection before they can be cutout and traded. Where there is a will, there is a way, but I do my best to at least limit the ease of piracy. Also, the idea of a DJ mix is to promote yourself and the music of the artists. If people want to skip ahead in a mix and hear a specific track, they should just go buy that track and album. Then they can listen to it whenever they choose.

Hello! It has been a year since I have made a fully psychedelic mixed CD, so I thought it was time to correct this oversight. And correct it I did! TWO FULL DISKS 157 MINUTES OF PSYCHEDELIC AUDIO STORM Mix includes: Texas Faggott, Lightaman Jr, Terrafractyl, Primecyde, Okta, Sattel Battle, Psilodump, Benza, Ticon, Puoskari, and many more! Download links, full tracklist and art are available for download at: http://goaconstrictor.com/djmixes Enjoy! xoxox -A'damn

Hello, It is December now and that means that the holidays are officially upon us. This here is a mix made specifically for the holidays. I used to hate Christmas music growing up, then one day a few years back I fell in love with certain styles, sounds and albums. This mix was made long before my massive collection really took hold and I am looking forward to making a new one at some point. It is very family friendly and perfect for putting on during a holiday cocktail party or while sharing a special moment by the fire with a loved one. I only upload this mix once a year, so grab it now before it’s gone until Xmas 2010! Download the audio from here. (79min/VariableMP3/Tracklist/134MB/©2007) xoxox -A'damn

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CDRs are all a gamble. I have some from the 90s which play fine and some from earlier this year that suck. Proper manufactured CDs last much longer. Still good to keep back up. And properly stored vinyl will last a lifetime. Vinyl = <3

Artist: Lightaman Jr Album: Rollator Race Label: 6-Dimension Soundz Artist MySpace Page: http://myspace.com/squaremeat Buy this Album from Saikosounds here! Tracks: 01. Kylkimyyry 02. Extractor 03. Trip Trap 04. Poreilevapensas 05. Biosynthesis 06. Kulloon kellot (Feat Lilith) 07. Kassamuttera 08. Left Is Right (Feat Rick Timebees) 09. Tunnel Thriller 10. Beach Lion Review: Let’s get something clear right off the bat. Never finger wrestle Pepe. This is especially important if you get the impression that he doesn’t like you. He’ll just break two of your fingers, keep drinking, and laugh a lot about it. He’ll then spend multiple days insulting your country and calling you a wimp. He’ll then say some shit in Finnish which you won’t understand and then eventually be on his way and move onto the next target in another city. Now, I am not saying this stuff to be insulting or anything like that. I don’t think this type of talk could hurt Pepe’s feelings. I almost wonder if he has feelings, but then I remember him laughing a lot and his massive smile. The differences between cultures can be enormous at times and I think both Pepe and I were suffering from miscommunication due to cultural differences. All that aside, Pepe is not a wimp. He has the hands and the music to prove it. Much like the art of finger wrestling, Pepe’s music is not really strong and brutal in a Sylvester Stallone sort of way. Instead of being all buffed up and bulky like most night time peak hour music, this stuff is carefully refined with precision. Pepe’s music is more like a psychedelic auditory Michael Phelps. From his early days as O*Men, to his more known work as part of Squaremeat, Pepe has been serving up proper psychedelic music since the mid 90’s. He has also collaborated with many people under a wealth of monikers, most famous of these is Flying Scorpions with Timo of Texas Faggott fame. But now, with Lightaman Jr, Pepe has released his first full length solo album and it is amazing. Simply amazing. This album is brutal. It never lets up. It drills into your head and rolls forward, constantly dragging you along the psychedelic gravel of the road ahead. In many ways, I consider Pepe’s style to be a more psychedelic take on the classic X-Dream sound. X-Dream’s album Radio gave birth to a unique form of psychedelic trance. It was more techno-esque and every note felt like a box. It was almost as if there were no half notes, just many many quarter and eight notes blended together to give the impression of continued sound. Lightaman Jr has taken that feel and then covered it in mushroom spores thereby giving birth to a sonic experience that is unlike any other. The 10 tracks on here never let up, never slow down, never take it easy on you, and never say it’s sorry. The music is unapologetic in its brutal massiveness, much like how Pepe is unapologetic after leaving his wake of destruction and broken bones throughout the world. While I intend to live the rest of my life without ever finger wresting Pepe again, I truly hope to experience as much of his music as possible. If you are wise, you’ll heed my advice and follow my lead. However, if you decide to take on the great Pepe in a finger wrestling battle, I’ll gladly buy you a beer if you break one of his fingers. Just be careful and don’t break them too badly. I’d hate for him to permanently lose the use of the tools that he needs for writing more of his awesome and unique style of music. xoxox -A’damn

Awesome. I hope you enjoy! I just got the new podcast online as well Playlists and archives: http://goaconstrictor.com/playlists There is a lot of great new music on the last two shows. Enjoy!

Good morning world. Today is the beginning of December. The end of the year. The final month that can shape our perception of 2009 and our final chance to correct the wrongs that we may have made this year as well. This is it. The future is unwritten, but our perceptions of the past will eternally morph as well. Let us bounce through another morning together and see where it takes us. FABULOUS! Radio Today: 1000 -> 1300 (PDT (GMT-7)) Tune-in Live @ http://goaconstrictor.com/radio RSS/Podcast Info: http://www.goaconstrictor.com/fabulousradio/feed.rss To be in touch during the show, drop a line: AIM - goafabulous GChat - fabulousradio Email - fabulousradio@gmail.com UStream - Live chatting with other listeners In Portland this Friday, December 04th @ Tigerbar, those Reactionary kids are throwing together another night of brilliant mayhem and excitement known as TIGERCORE! Featuring music from Graz (album release party), The Pussy Magnets, Little Terror, and Mark Lancaster, the night will be completely bad ass. More info at: http://www.nwtekno.org/showthread.php?t=142766 Today also marks the beginning of our massive music giveaway contest. If you're not part of the F!-List, you're gonna miss out! Head over to http://goaconstrictor.com to join up and enter to win. The baby dinosaurs never dealt with asthma. xoxox -A'damn

Good Evening! We will be broadcasting a new episode of FABULOUS! Radio tonight from 7 until 10pm (PDT). I just got a massive shipment of brilliant new music in (Puoskari, Lightaman JR, Benza, Calamar Audio and so much more!), so let’s give some of it a whirl and see what happens. If you're going out to experience a night on the town, allow me to provide you the back drop for your dinner and pre-funk excitement. If you're staying in for the evening, now you have a friend to keep company with. FABULOUS! Radio Tonight: 1900-> 2200 (PDT) Tune-in Live @ http://goaconstrictor.com/radio RSS/Podcast Info: http://www.goaconstrictor.com/fabulousradio/feed.rss To be in touch during the show, drop a line: AIM - goafabulous GChat - fabulousradio Email - fabulousradio@gmail.com UStream - Live chatting with other listeners Also, I’ll be announcing the details to the Winter Wonderland CD Giveaway Contest today, so if you want to win some killer music, stay tuned for the Four One One. If you miss out on the broadcast of tonight’s show but still want to enter to win the music, download the podcast later this week! Tomorrow is no longer a day away for the baby dinosaurs xoxox -A'damn

People who hate the guitars in Goa forget that this music has massive roots in the industrial music scene of the 80s. Skinny Puppy Front Line Assembly Front 242 etc etc etc Guitar has always been around in the Goa.

I assume you have entitlement issues because you came here to start a thread because you had to wait 24 hours for a reply from Rob at Saikosounds and that you believed you somehow deserved a free CD from this. You don't deserve a free CD. Rob did write you back and handled the problem. There was no real issue or problem here, you just wanted to make yourself look like a victim. This is all a bunch of rubbish. Yes. You are not entitled to a free CD over this and I would love for you to actually explain your reasoning for thinking that you are. You're rather obtuse. I'm not assuming anything. I am stating that your belief in the idea that you deserve a free CD is completely bullshit. There is no assumption. I just 100% disagree with your standing and I feel that this disagreement leads to the concept that you are a tosser with entitlement issues.

Accidents happen. Saikosounds are a great company and they will totally swap it out for you. That said, in no way do they owe you a free disk. If you think that, you are one of the reasons the USA and the world are in a state of disarray right now. Fucked up entitlement issues do no one any good. I'm sorry to hear one CD in your order got mixed up, but that is no reason to be a tosser.

It is very nice to open this thread and see a bunch of positive posts. The Shaolin Wooden Men project is one of the most amazing psychedelic music projects out there. Not quite as brilliant as Rip Van Hippy, but very close. Psy-Harmonics have always been a step ahead of the game and consistently release amazing music that tweaks with perception and the brain. This album by Shaolin Wooden Men should really be in the homes and collections of everyone. It is truly remarkable and very powerful. I have bought this album more than once and will happily buy it more times if needed. It is a gem and it's good to see that others appreciate it as well.

Good Morning! Guess what?! It's Wednesday and I DIDN'T NEED TO GO INTO WORK TODAY! Hells yeah! So, since I have the day off and my Friday morning broadcasts are a thing of the past, I feel that today would be a good day to get some tunes together, maybe touch into some current events, and say Hello. So join me as we venture through the sounds of time and the winds of change. FABULOUS! Radio 1000 -> 1300 (PDT) http://goaconstrictor.com/radio To be in touch during the show, drop a line: AIM - goafabulous GChat - fabulousradio Email - fabulousradio@gmail.com UStream - Live chatting with other listeners Podcasting is now active - Fridays are now over! Over the summer I announced that I was leaving my old broadcasting home and was going to step into the world on my own. It took me a little bit of time to get the new website up to date and to get the podcasts active, but now everything is on point and ready to deliver. And that is good because we are now about to hit our final leg of change. We've been taking baby steps but now is the big change of no more Friday shows. They'll still happen from time to time on special days, but it is going to be a rarity. There is no longer a set day and time for the broadcasts. It is up to you to learn about them through our normal means of communication. The best are the F!-List and Twitter. Those will always be notified of upcoming broadcasts, but if you miss a show, the podcast is there as a parachute safety device, catching all shows in its path. As for fun events to hit up this weekend, it looks like our good friend Ryan Organ is involved with a killer looking event called Operation Condor at the Mt. Tabor Theater on Friday. Also featuring DJ Additive, Patrick Anthony, and Dan Craig, music starts at 9 and it's 21+ and $3. More info at: http://www.nwtekno.org/showthread.php?t=142363 If you're in Seattle on Friday, and into something much more harsh and industrial, Harshfest day 2 is happening and I bet you can find worse ways to spend $18 than on three days of Harsh music. lol. More info at: http://www.nwtekno.org/showthread.php?t=142363 On Saturday in Portland at the Holocene is the 6-year anniversary of Atlas. That wonderful night hosted by the beautiful Anjali and The Incredible Kid. If you've been around in Portland for any amount of time, you know about this night and their 6-year celebration should be off the wall. 21+ $5 (FREE before 930!) Whatever it is that you do, do it safely. The sexing is getting disturbed by the pharmaceutical companies and politicians fucking over my goddamn Health Care Reform Act xoxox -A'damn

Good Morning! Wow. We're only 6 days into November and I am already exhausted. Things are moving forward at both a snails pace and as a bolt of lightening. It's been quite heavy on the brain and I am not quite sure how I feel about things. But I do know that in two weeks, I will feel a lot happier about everything and a massive weight will be lifted off of my shoulders. Of course the cycle repeats and I will have more of these boulders placed upon my shoulders throughout my life, but it is always nice to get rid of one here and there. Maybe I can help smash a boulder for you today too. Let me know what I can do to help! FABULOUS! Radio 1000 -> 1300 (PDT) http://goaconstrictor.com/radio To be in touch during the show, drop a line: AIM - goafabulous GChat - fabulousradio Email - fabulousradio@gmail.com UStream - Live chatting with other listeners Podcasting is now active! The podcast has been up for a couple of weeks now and I highly encourage people to sign up for it. It only takes a moment and it will ensure that you never miss out on any moment of fabulousness. Starting next week, the FABULOUS! Radio broadcasting times will start taking on a life of their own and you might miss something without the podcast. Also, take a moment to sign up for the F!-List too. The F!-List will keep you updated as to when future broadcasts of FABULOUS! Radio will occur and they are also your source to winning excellent music, tickets, fame, fortune, and glory. You can do all of this at http://goaconstrictor.com so head over there now! So tonight, Friday, those Reactionary kids take over the Tiger Bar in Portland for some breakcore and hardcore action. Featuring a live performance from The H8RS and Hedly DJ Carny Jerkwater, if you're into chaos, this is the place to go. 21+ and $5, but if you wear a tiger costume or anything with a tiger on it, you get a discount at the door and you're only $3. So pull out your Frosted Flakes Underoos and get to dancing! More information can be found here: http://www.nwtekno.org/showthread.php?t=142147 Then on Saturday, if you're up in Seattle, there is another installment of HOTWired. I hear that they have a new location and that the music goes until 4am now, so if you're into listening to some progressive psychedelic techno and trance music, this would be the place to be. 21+ and $10, or $5 if you show up before 11. More info at: http://www.nwtekno.org/showthread.php?t=141697 Special Note: FABULOUS! Radio will not be broadcasting at its regular times for the next two weeks (Nov 13 & 20). Stay tuned for more info on when the shows will be airing. Teapots often have trouble identifying themselves as teapots. xoxox -A'damn