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my father was a known homosexual. i mean everybody knew him. all over the neighborhood. they knew him as the best homosexual there ever was. and when he was a sailor in the 50s - he was well known in the mess hall. he used to tell me stories on how they ran what they called "wasa loppet" . You sit in a couch and jerk off the guy next to you. he was very well known. i love you dad, rest in peace. you little gaylord. he even asked me several times, "hey boy, are you gay?" and i was like NO ffs im not!! youve asked me tons of times, IM NOT GAY! but, i think he never truly believed me. but considering i ended up loving goa trance, i think, maybe im ultragay. only gaylords love goatrance i think.

Nice elements the whales and everything, good job