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mono

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  1. This album will be instant buy for me: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6igUXuZ_Oo also http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qg0iSBnWPOE&feature=related
  2. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ONqhZY3KlE&feature=related I'm in love with this album
  3. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PIF9YYHx6A&feature=related
  4. Yes it's called minimal humour. (Link to pic wasn't working so i removed it)
  5. I don't know if it's old news but I just found out Peter Jackson is working on The Hobbit, and I'm pretty exited about it! http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0903624/ Discuss
  6. mono

    EX Drummer

    It's in my dialect. A bit over the top though
  7. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L16OzCXOvpI
  8. ^^ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fxVeAVl2I8&feature=player_embedded
  9. Kryptic minds, Kode9, Clubroot, Shackleton
  10. Well, actually I didn't, it's just a joke I plucked off the internets. I wouldn't dare.
  11. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8x4McOJguDY&feature=related http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GC16irJHmKk&feature=related
  12. Skyrim looks very promising. I hope i will be as good as Morrowind. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ic6dKnv3WdU
  13. I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says “I don’t feel like it, I just want you to hold me.” I said “WHAT??!! What was that?!” So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear… “You’re just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.” She responded to my puzzled look by saying, “Can’t you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?” Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn’t decide which one to take so I told her we’d just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We went onto the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you…she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn’t even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, “That’s fine, honey.” She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, “I think this is all dear, let’s go to the cashier.” I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, “No honey, I don’t feel like it.” Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled WHAT?” I then said “honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You’re just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.” And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, “Why can’t you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?” Apparently I’m not having sex tonight either
  14. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmQ5LsNMXZ4&feature=player_embedded
  15. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QH2-TGUlwu4&feature=related
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