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Forbidden Jungle Productions Presents ILLUMINAUGHTY CHAPTER XXI “The Return” The Zoo (Manchester) 10pm – 6am Without further ado (and with no time to catch our breaths!!) hot on the heels of a STORMER of a 4th birthday, illumiNaughty will take a trip down memory lane and, due to popular demand return to the place of its conception for a one-off exceptional evening, Chapter XXII “The Return”. June 5th will find the Goblin Gang flocking to The Zoo for a special event, smaller in scale than our usual Ritz production but in no way less exciting or enticing!!! With its unusual stage layout, interesting alcoves, caged podiums and low ceilings, The Zoo will be tarted up and trans-mutated into a heaving den of animal indulgence. Audiences will encounter beastly beauties, 3D visuals, human hybrid, circus freaks and mystical mammals galore!! :.:Featuring:.: DINO PSARAS (BOA GROUP) SABRETOOTH (SABRETOOTH RECORDS) ZEUS (POINT ZERO RECORDS) DRAVEN (ILLUMINAUGHTY) MAZIEG (ILLUMINAUGHTY) NOSF (ILLUMINAUGHTY) with • Decor and installations by illuminaughty • Performance by Ultra Violet Violence • HUGE d&b Soundsystem • Laser show, lights and visuals • Market stalls • Drinks Offers : £1.50 shots / £1.80 pints Damage £6 Earlybird till 1st May £8 Advance MOTD Please note: This is a limited capacity event Ticket Outlets: Daydreams (Afflecks Palace) Dr Hermans (City Centre) Lloyds Newsagent (Fallowfield) Videoscene (Withington) Online: http://www.illuminaughty.eu or http://www.skiddle.com :: Competition :: As illumiNaughty is all about getting crazy and creative we love it when folk make that extra effort to lighten the mood and throw themselves headfirst into the vibe of the night. However artsy or amateur the creation the key to our crusade is vision and imagination!! So, to help kindle this creative spirit we’re holding a competition on the night to seek the punter donning the most outlandish, outrageous or outstanding costume! Think wacky, think wilderness, think wicked and weird! The winner of this competition will be the person who throws conventionality out the window and creates something that stands out from the norm! REMEMBER – YOU DON’T GET POINTS FOR POSING YOU GET POINTS FOR PIONEERING!!!! So on down and tap into your primal instincts on our exotic adventure into pure animalism The Jungle’s got nothing on what illumiNaughty plans to unleash!!! WARNING :: DO NOT FEED THE GOBLINS!!!! Visit our website for constant updates or join us on facebook! http://www.facebook.com/pages/IllumiNaughty/31236508160 Love n Chaos illumiNaughty

Well Holy Moly illumiNaughtiest you beautiful bunch of maniacs, after extinguishing the smoke from our heels and readjusting our brains to normality, where exactly shall we start!?! Thank you barely says enough, but for now will have to do :: THANK YOU SO SO MUCH :: to everyone who came down on Fri and made our playground of pandemonium possible. Without our crowd we’d be nothing and it’s to you guys that we owe our eternal gratitude. After promising an escapade of extreme electronic proportions we never expected such an immense display of energy, enthusiasm and ecstaticness. ReWired looked fit to burst with an astoundingly up-for-it crowd, who once again proved themselves to be the loudest, liveliest and loveliest revellers in Manchester. People came from all over the UK and Europe, defying elemental chaos and airport turmoil, just to bust a groove at the Ritz’s and party on down with our hyper gaggle of Goblins. After hijacking their own TV Station, running amuck in the city centre, pilfering the Mancunion suburbs of their television sets and creating an army of Cyborg Beauties the critters truly out did themselves! Flares were set off, lasers beam sliced through the smoke, multiple screens flashed and flickered, feet pounded and many a mind was lost to the superb sonic assault engineered by Talamasca, RinkaDink, Kristian, Liquid Ross, Gregg Zogg, Mazieg, Mark Day and Draven. To all these most splendid beat weavers :: WE SALUTE YOU!! For anybody unfortunate enough to have missed out on this most excellent adventure here is a little slice of the action :: the video below was captured, filmed and edited by the Goblin Gang themselves and used as visuals for our first Media Mash-Up. Accompanied by a smoking hot militia of Mechanised Cyborgs (Ultra Violet Violence) it was the first of two performances seeking to disrupt and distort the natural order of TV land and boy did it go down a treat!!! Thank you again to all our loyal followers and a massive welcome to those who had their cherries popped, the feedback this time has been extraordinarily positive and after watching snippets of raw footage we gauged just how banging things really were!!! Our next flight of fancy will lift off on June 5th when illuminaughty returns triumphantly to its birthplace The Zoo, for a one off event of pure animal indulgence. Keep your peepers peeled for more visual stimuli of ReWired appearing on the website this week and if you have any pics, comments or party anecdotes of your own drop us a line on our facebook page or at mailto:goblins@illuminaughty.co.uk. As Always, Now More Than Ever Love ‘N Chaos illumiNaughty xX

Hello people!! Last News from GOBLIN FM We released another 100 E-Tickets (£12.40) yesterday. There are about 40 left so make sure you grab one. 11:00am // 22-4-10 // DEADLINE for advanced tickets!!! LOVE N CHAOS

Only 5 DAYS TO GO...LETS GET IN THE MOOD!!! NEW VIDEO 3RD BDAY (2009) @ CLUB RITZ FEAT KROME ANGELS-DEEDRAH-DINO PSARAS-SHANTI-DEJAVOO

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Rd9DfQOmHA&feature=player_embedded TALAMASCA (France) Mind Control Records---A LEGEND OF PSYTRANCE---MANCHESTER 23 APRIL 2010 @ ILLUMINAUGHTY (Club Ritz) Watch N Enjoy!!!

Just over a week to go for this killer party! Be sure to get your tickets in plenty of time!!

If you missed our first ever venture outside of the M60 across to the wonderful city of Leeds and Stinky's Peephouse then have no fear the photos are now uploaded on our website and our facebook page for you to oogle to your hearts desire!! http://www.illuminaughty.co.uk/site/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=110&Itemid=5 http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#!/group.php?v=photos&gid=2259185269 Feel free to leave comments and cause general mischief. xx

ILLUMINAUGHTY TICKET OUTLETS ACROSS NORTHWEST CRASH RECORDS 35 The Headrow LS1 6PU 0113 243 6743 Leeds JUMBO RECORDS 5-6 Saint Johns Centre LS2 8LQ 0113 245 5570 Leeds DR HERMAN'S 59 Church Street M4 1PD 0161 834 1130‎ Manchester DAYDREAMS Afflecks Palace-Oldham Street M1 1JG Manchester AFTABS NEWSAGENT Opal Gardens Manchester LLOYDS NEWSAGENT Fallowfield-Owens Park Manchester CYBERDOG Afflecks Palace-Oldham Street M1 1JG 0161 833 2177 Manchester DR HERMAN'S 84A Bold Street L1 4HR‎ 0151 709 8392‎ Liverpool

Check out our exclusive interview with Ephedrix himself!! http://www.illuminaughty.co.uk/site/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=163:ephedrix-interview&catid=14:interviews&Itemid=19

This Friday, illumiNaughty and Planet Zogg will be create an epic genre-splicing expedition into audio tomfoolery with a diverse line up set to stun with oodles of Full-On Psytrance, Breakbeat, Twisted Glitch and Psy-Breaks, chill and everything in between! Prepare for the fattest noise around!! Dance Or Die marks the dawning of a new era as a Digital Theatre and Cirque Du Zogg mingle and mutate, berthing a brilliantly bizarre playground for all creatures of the night and sonic addicts to behold! ROOM ONE: illumiNaughty presents ~ Full-on Psytrance ~ 22:00-23.00 Psybase (Psybase, UK) 23:00-00:00 Ee'sh (illumiNaughty, UK) 00:00-01:00 Psychi (Jedi, UK) 01:00-02:00 Mesmerizer (Mind Control Records, France) 02:00-03:00 Andi Leppard (Antiworld, UK) 03:00-04:00 Ephedrix (Dacru Records, Belgium) 04:00-05:00 Psychodrome (illumiNaughty, Greece) 05:00-06:00 Dejavoo (Transient Records, Italy) 06:00-07:00 Defect (Shoot Thru, UK) ROOM TWO: Planet Zogg & Broken Robot Records Presents ~ Breaks, Electro, Techno ~ 22:00-00:00 Orange Source (Planet Zogg, UK) 00:00-01:30 Greg Zogg (Planet Zogg, UK) 01:30-03:00 Neurodriver (Broken Robot Records, UK) 03:00-04:30 RMS & Peak (Broken Robot Records, UK) 04:30-06:00 Dill Zogg (Planet Zogg, UK) ROOM THREE: 'Naughty Planet Presents ~ Blissed Out Beats ~ 00:00-01:30 Gerry Aum (Sunrise, UK) 01:30-03:00 JohnnyM (Planet Zogg, UK) 03:00-04:30 Si Splatt (Cabbage, UK) 04:30-06:00 Draven (illumiNaughty, UK) Performance: Ultra Violet Violence Decor: illumiNaughty If you've not got yourselves tickets then there's still a few up for grabs available on the website! AND....there's still a chance to WIN tickets and a big bunch of other goodies ...just click http://www.illumiNaughty.eu Keep yer eyes peeled for an EXCLUSIVE EPHEDRIX INTERVIEW online in the next day or so!! Love n Chaos illumiNaughty xx

For a chance to WIN a bundle of illumiNaughty treasure including TICKETS FOR DANCE OR DIE, check out www.illumiNaughty.eu REGISTER and enter the COMPETITION! Just answer a couple of questions and you could not only be the winner of tickets for you and a mate to join us for this night of dance, debauchery and delight, but also be the proud owner of our new design T-SHIRT and bundle of CD's!! AMAZING! Love n Chaos, illumiNaughty xx

For a chance to WIN a bundle of illumiNaughty treasure including TICKETS FOR DANCE OR DIE, check out www.illumiNaughty.eu REGISTER and enter the COMPETITION! Just answer a couple of questions and you could not only be the winner of tickets for you and a mate to join us for this night of dance, debauchery and delight, but also be the proud owner of our new design T-SHIRT and bundle of CD's!! AMAZING! Love n Chaos, illumiNaughty xx

If there’s one thing illumiNaughty thrives on it’s a challenge and Stinky’s Peephouse, a somewhat unusual space for performance, will test our ingenuity to the limit! Spread over three rooms this space demands a more inventive dramatic technique and we need walk-about characters, living statues and carnival tricksters with the ability to mingle and mystify at close range! Any Leeds based or local performers wanting to join the ruckus should drop us a line as we spread our roots further across the Pennines on the 19th March. Costumed creatures, nimble fingered circus folks, fire tamers, illusionists, fruity loops and merry makers should contact performance@illuminaughty.co.uk with a rough outline of their skills/ideas/random imaginings/insane psychobabble!! Hop onboard for what’s shaping up to be our best year yet and lets all set sail into silliness!

For all you Northern monkey Goblins who fancy making the trip over to Leeds for our first foreign lands extravaganza here's some handy train times to help you plan your journey. Manchester: Train: Direct trains every 20 minutes from Manchester Piccadilly/Manchester Oxford Road. Last train leaves at 00:53 and run all night back from Leeds to Manchester! Coach:Last coach leaves Manchester Chorlton St at 19:30 and the first coach returning in the morning is at 07:25. Sheffield: Train: Direct trains every 10-15 minutes from Sheffield. Last train leaves at 22:30 and the first train back to Sheffield leaves Leeds at 06:38. Coach:Regular coaches leaving Sheffield! Last coach leaves at 23:50 and the first coaches leave regularly from 07:00. Liverpool: Train: Trains every hour from Liverpool Lime Street (some are direct, or you may have to change once). Last train leaves at 23.38 and the first train back to leaves Leeds at 05.32.

For all you Goblins who live amongst the far distant lands of the North. Here are some useful train times to help you plan your night of chaos. Liverpool Lime street- Journey duration 45mins to 1h 15mins Last train on Friday: Run approx. every 20-30 mins last one leaves at 22.30 and gets to Manchester for 23.14 First train on Saturday: 5.53 6.22 And from 7 onwards every 10-20mins Leeds- Journey duration 1hr Last train on Friday: Runs approx. every 30 mins last one leaves at 21.40 and gets to Manchester for 22.48 First train on Saturday: 7.07 And runs approx. every 30mins Sheffield- Journey duration 1hr to 1hr 15 mins (there’s also one that takes 1.43) Last train on Friday: Runs approx. every 20 mins last one leaves at 22.11 and gets to Manchester for 23.16 First train on Saturday: 7.07 And runs approx. every 30mins