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  1. has taken to referring to himself in the third person

    1. pixiejanet

      pixiejanet

      pixiejanet found this amusing and thought she would inform Rotwang of this:)

       

  2. DANG! I just thought i could pull you with me :P since i don't have a beard And / or are underaged its hard for me to attend the party :( - But i guess i could hide in that beard of yours

  3. Hello thar!!

    I can now happily be the first one to greet you on behalf of the democratic republic of congo.

    Btw, will you be attending the illuminaughty party the 17th of october?

  4. $$££ 15 million

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  5. I don't know how I can make this any clearer. I need your bank account details so I can extract whatever you have in there and use it to pay for my growing family as well as my drug habit. Geez. British people!

  6. Seriously, though. I am the heir to the Reagan fortune, but is not in good favor with mine peoples. I've sought a fine member of the great empire of BRITAIN, and wish to use your bank account. Please PM me with your account details so I can give you a percentage of my riches, which equal US$10,999,888,777,666,555,444,333,222,111.000. Your dear friend, Omabathulazi Reagan.

  7. Now your new Payment, United nations Approval No; UN5685P, White House Approved No: WH44CV, Reference No.-35460021, Allocation No: 674632 Password No: 339331, Pin Code No: 55674 and your Certificate of Merit Payment No: 103, Released Code No: 0763; Immediate Citibank Telex confirmation No: -1114433; Secret Code No: XXTN013, Having received these vital payment number, therefore You are qualified no

  8. My intention is to transfer this sum of US$15.5Million Dollars in the aforementioned account to a safe account overseas. I am therefore proposing that you quietly partner with me and provide an account or set up a new one that will serve the purpose of receiving this fund. For your assistance in this venture, I am ready to part with a good percentage of the entire funds.

  9. It's alright i aint either, but i hell as well look like one, Got one big potatoe of a nose!

    i might have to track my "danish" genes back i might be suprised and find out that im half part jewish?? - guess i'll be the first Pashtoon/Danish/Jew

    (I'm actually already quite rare, i think i'm the only one in the world who has a Pashtooni Mother and a danish Fath

  10. Actually I'm not Jewish.

  11. Muhammed!, just another jew on the interwebz (that's a very jewish picture you have there mister I also like you a whole lot (the wrong way ;) And the only correct way) :D how's life?

  12. i liek yuo very much,mister!1

  13. always me..?

    so how is the pink dragon ..?

  14. Are You Bored .?

  15. oh cheers,thats good stuff.I also like the mythology behind that Bauer painting,look for Tyr & Fenrir in Norse if you are interested.

  16. Its actually John Bauer.

  17. The rotting wang

  18. Haha, nice personal statement :D! LLOL

  19. Hey Rotwang, thanks for the Happy Bday wishes. I hope you had a good one :)

  20. dick splash.

    you like that?

  21. Big noses FTW!

  22. everywhere i go, i see reger because of this, i will squeeze out reznik

  23. *is hiding from rotwangs eye-laser thingie* :D

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