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Artist: Vox

Title: Alien Humanity EP

Label: SpaceDock Records

Date: June, 2012

 

1. Alien Humanity

2. Desired Piece

3. Inner Polarity (Year of Prophecy Mix)

 

 

*Picks up phone and punches numbers*

 

"Hey Tawana, how are ya? Kids doing ok? Glad to hear it. Mind patching me through to the big guy? Yeah, no problem I'll hold."

 

*Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?*

 

"Mike is that you?"

 

"JC!!! Whassup brother?"

 

"Oh, it's been stressful. What are they thinking taking my rules for humanity out of public schools?"

 

"I was gonna ask you about that."

 

"Do they need more proof I exist, what do I gotta do? Did they think Katrina just happened? They're like children...give them an inch....Sounds like they need a refresher. What city don't you like?"

 

"Whoa man, appreciate the offer, but I don't need that kind of pressure."

 

"And the whole men lying down with men thing? How much clearer do I have to be?

 

"What passage was that?"

 

"Ah, man I don't remember. Somewhere in the back I think. That book is like two thousand pages and you know what it's like when you contract out. Never know what you're gonna get. Take Moses...I know he wasn't my first choice, but 40 f*cking years? Dumb ass kept making left turns. Let you in on a little secret. That was my inspiration for Nascar."

 

"No sh*t? Yeah it's hard to find good help. Remember that time you said you were gonna make a new creature to scare people and make them realize that there were consequences for their actions? Whatever happened to that?"

 

"Oh yeah the Snooki project. Those a-holes at Comedy Central leaked my plan and put it on TV. That They ended up giving her a TV show. Your race is so screwed."

 

"Sounds like you need to relax."

 

"That's another thing. Why did you people make pot illegal? I put it there for a reason. You didn't see the hobbits making a law against it."

 

"I don't have an answer for you. How are your investments?"

 

"Church on every corner brother, I'm making bank."

 

"Well look I just called to say thank you for that Vox EP. It's gotta be some of the most slamming goa I've heard in a while. Dark and atmospheric with brain melting melodies. Absolutely hypnotic. I knew you had to have a hand in this. Love the cover how each letter has upper and lower case."

 

"Cool right? Yeah, I had a moment."

 

"So when are you coming back?"

 

"I dunno, I got some stuff I gotta take care of up here. Tawana's asking for a raise, telling me her kid needs braces...I gotta ticket the other day...the AC went out...."

 

"Keep your head up man and we'll try to keep it together down here."

 

"All right sounds good....oh and Mike? Lay off the porn."

 

"Yeesh...you saw that?"

 

 

Psyshop

 

Juno Download

 

Mdk

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Same thing here. I posted it a while ago and nobody has even peeked at it? It shows no views on my screen, but so did the Abakus reviews. Then when I posted it immediately jumped to 49. Did I break the internet?

 

Mdk

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Same thing here. I posted it a while ago and nobody has even peeked at it? It shows no views on my screen, but so did the Abakus reviews. Then when I posted it immediately jumped to 49. Did I break the internet?

 

Mdk

 

Glitch in the matrix; Just a bug yeah. :P
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That black cat strikes again! Just to let you know what was going through my head...First I thought that it was blocked due to possible offensive blasphemous content, but so was the Abakus one and that just had to do with plant sex, so that couldn't be it.

 

Then I had a dream in the night that woke me up. Jesus was sending me a message that he wasn't pleased that I was making jokes at his expense. The dream consisted of me having a heart attack in a high school I have never been, resuscitated by a girl I have never met. I was this close to deleting the entire review because Jesus was displeased. When the big guy talks you listen.

 

So...yeah, glad to see it was just a glitch. It was right?

 

Mdk

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