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If you find it too hard to make music while penetrating a nubile 18 year old chica then watch some teen (of consenting age please) porn while you work!!!

 

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bloody hell duCCi you whistled past 2000 posts didn't ya?

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I'm finding it much easier to write stuff with my death metal/punk band... so much stuff wrng in this world, endless influences and so much anger at it all.. ntohing like screaming your rage to the sound of a pounding drummkit and som wicked down tuned guitars... so far we have 28 tracks written, ranging from 2 minutes to 15minutes in length and all styles... death, black, grindcore/hard punk, industrial, ambient/dub and some stuff form when I am really pissed off and just screaming my lungs out endlessly to some awesome stuff by my ate who isheavly influenced by warp records (he mixes the screams up with fx so nicely :) ) ... got a gig coming up in about 3 weeks... Stryker 666 get their first show :D

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Listen not to these charlatans and unbelievers.

 

The way has been laid out before you for millennia.

You must want to achieve enlightenment, or the path will be dark and untraversable for you.

 

 

1. First, you must bathe yourself in seawater. Then, whilst wet, you must roll about in a pile of organic oat flour until at least 75% of your body is covered.

 

2. Next, you much place upon your head the entrails of a Dermagian Toad. A Dermagian Toad is an amphibian which has an affliction similar to Down's Syndrome.

 

3. Next, you must face in an Easterly direction and thrice repeat the following phrase: "Flaggellyxtzionharknatlyxos ni aberixs trahllincrapillonztra eg afftra walysnagstra effretis" while performing the sacred Cha-ni-Ixes dance. This may be familiar to you as the "Hokey-Pokey".

 

4. Squeeze the juice from one lemon, one pomegranate, one plum and one nine-toed human child into a martini glass and stir with a Plexiglass rod of no more than 2mm diameter.

 

5. Utter a prayer to Hapexamendios.

 

6. Check your Myspace page for comments and messages.

 

7. Proceed with the creation of beautiful music.

 

 

This method has proven true for countless generations before you (with the exception of step 6, which is a recent, yet helpful addition). History does not record Mozart or Stravinsky or Bob Marley having performed these procedures, yet the secret records do not lie. You would do well to walk the path of your forefathers.

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The cat is officially out of the bag. Veracohr has just released the time-honored secret tradition of How to Make Sexy Progressive that Feels Like Deep Penetration of a Sexy Teen Girl. Someone had to eventually do it, and even though many will hate you because it's sort of like revealing the instructions of The Greatest Magic Trick Ever, history has been made today, and the world will no longer be the same. I only hope that the methods of How to Make Sexy Progressive that Feels Like Deep Penetration of a Sexy Teen Girl are used intelligently and with grace. -_-

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4. Squeeze the juice from one lemon, one pomegranate, one plum and one nine-toed human child into a martini glass and stir with a Plexiglass rod of no more than 2mm diameter.

It must be a hazel green rod! HAZEL GREEN DAMIT'~!

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:posford: :clapping: :posford:

 

finally... something good like the old threadson here...

 

this has made my day :P

 

 

 

 

am now working on someproggi trance... with asome heavy guitar (a-la fear factory)

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