Shaft

You know, my parents sent me to private school when I was 11 and I became a prefect and was subsequently corrupted by the power. After a time I realised what was happening and resigned from the position (true story). You be careful. Power corrupts. Absolute power corrupts absolutely.

When did you become a moderator? Why did you become a moderator? Oh, Shaft.

A quick poem for you, Shaft. It's entitled 'You' and is by D H Lawence. Enjoy.

You, you don’t know me.

When have your knees ever nipped me

like fire-tongs a live-coal

for a minute?