Bell Size Park - The Truth Is There

[Trance2MoveU]

 

Artist: Bell Size Park

Title: The Truth is There

Label: YoYo Records

Date: 1996

 

1. Aqua Darkness

2. The Bell Files

3. Spiritual Evolution

4. The Roswell Factor

5. Horizon

6. Mission Accomplished (Part 1)

7. Moonlight Abduction

8. The North Sun

9. Warp 16

10. Dive In Blue

11. Mission Accomplished (Part 2)

 

"In three centuries of space travel we have only charted 11% of our galaxy."

 

 

That's Val Kilmer?!? What the f*ck man, you're one happy meal away from needing an intervention. Show some f*cking pride Iceman! And did you know you have a flacid penis on your shirt? What happened to you bro?

 

Speaking of things that didn't age well this is the first (and last) full album by thus project which is actually still current, but down from a trio to a solo act. The production sounds extremely dated and the melodies are not very inspiring. Goa trance? Hardly. There are loads of recycled sounds and everything sounds so...clinical. No emotion. Well, I did like the breakbeat in Warp 16, like the sample said it's got a funky beat. But most of it reminds me of that generic trance stuff that you would see on ZYX records.

 

"Aw right 2 Cds for 5 bucks? Awesome!"

 

After listening to the first disc

 

"Why the hell does all this sh*t sound the same?"

 

Pass.

 

Mdk